Too Much Sierra Coverage

by Silvia Moreno-Garcia

I am sick and tired of reading stories about the late pop singer Sierra. It seems every day, there is some new, often distasteful, article about her. In just a few days, we’ve heard that Sierra was a drug addict, was haunted by the spirit of silent movie star Filipa Darlo, and her footwear, of all things, was cursed.

Healthcare, global climate and international conflicts, yet the Innsmouth Free Press and the Arkham Observer insist on publishing …

IFPToo Much Sierra Coverage

Gruesome Death: Pop Star Mutilates Herself

By Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Los Angeles, CA – World-famous pop singer Sierra committed suicide last night; some gruesome reports indicate she chopped her own feet off with a kitchen knife.

Sierra had been working on the set of the new biopic of Innsmouth-born actress Filipa Darlo before dramatically exiting the production a month ago after a fight with the director turned violent and Sierra threatened to kill him. Since then, Sierra spent an erratic three weeks travelling through France where she …

IFPGruesome Death: Pop Star Mutilates Herself

Filipa Darlo: The Movie Star Innsmouth Forgot

by Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Innsmouth, MA – It’s taken an upcoming biopic and the shenanigans of a pop star to bring attention to a little-known star from the silent era: Filipa Darlo. Now nothing more than a footnote in the history of Hollywood, Filipa was once the darling of movie directors. Her striking looks and fiery temperament made her perfect for the meaty roles of temptresses and femme fatales that were being popularized during the Jazz Age.

For a brief time, …

IFPFilipa Darlo: The Movie Star Innsmouth Forgot

Singer Sierra Viciously Attacks Photographer

Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Los Angeles, CA – Pop singer Sierra lashed out at a paparazzi photographer who tried to take her picture when she was exiting a nightclub late last night. The ‘Delicious Tempo’ singer kicked, punched and bit the photgrapher during the scuffle.

Horrified onlookers called the police. “She wouldn’t stop. They couldn’t pull her away from the guy. She was so incredibly strong. We couldn’t believe it.”

A spokesperson for Sierra said she was under “extreme stress” due to …

IFPSinger Sierra Viciously Attacks Photographer