Monster Byte: This Month in Innsmouth (April 2011)

By Amanda J. Spedding

A Fool for April Fools

April 1st, be prepared. The Pledge is having its inaugural ‘Turner’s Trickster Tournament’. Event organiser Marty Coombs explains, “We’re looking to ramp up April Fool’s Day this year as per Ricky Turner’s ‘Fun Trust’. Instead of the ho-hum we’re used to, we want the people of Innsmouth to pull out all stops with some mind-blowing hi-jinx and feats. Astound us; have us scratching our heads and laughing fit to burst. Best …

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Monster Byte: Bizarre Discovery Inside Bodies of Dead Homeless Has Experts Puzzled

By Joshua Dobson

Arkham, MA – The contents of the lungs, stomachs, skulls, bowels, and bladders of four yet-to-be-identified homeless men found dead last week in Arkham have experts at Miskatonic University utterly perplexed.

Miskatonic mollusk experts were consulted by the medical examiner’s office after an autopsy of the four derelicts, found dead and covered in strange slime by an asbestos abatement crew in a storm sewer near the Manuxet River, revealed their organs to be full of strange slugs.…

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Monster Byte: Vandalism Attack on Tcho Tcho Community Centre

By Bryan Thao Worra

Innsmouth, MA – The maintenance crew at the Tcho Tcho American Assistance Centre discovered some odd vandalism last Monday morning.

Someone forcibly removed two wooden gates from a fenced-off area, kicked out several of the plexiglass windows of the Centre, and broke the lock on a storage shed, scrawling obscene symbols and drawings on the exterior walls.

The Centre had previously taken a series of security measures, following a string of vandalism and harassment incidents last …

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Monster Byte: This Month in Innsmouth (March 2011)

By Amanda J Spedding

Tasty Encounters’ Weird Encounters

Mark March 9 on your calendars Innsmouth. Tasty Encounters is launching its inaugural ‘Weird Encounters’ party. Owner Zack Hunt explains, “Innsmouth is a hot spot for weird stuff. Tell me I’m wrong. The Miskatonic Sea Dragon is alive and well…and feeding; we’ve got witches and ghosts and all kinds of cool stuff here. Hell, Caleb McHenry’s wife ran off with a fridge magnet. So, let’s revel in our wonderfully weird part of …

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Monster Byte: Valentine’s Day Concert Charms Innsmouth Students

By Andrew G. Dombalagian

Innsmouth, MA – Five-Tails and Fiery Death Calligraphy treated local students to a smashing Valentine’s Day concert at Dyer College’s Wakeman Ampitheatre. In addition to building a rapport with their Innsmouth fanbase, these musicians also demonstrated that, behind their coarse image and reputation, they have noble hearts. Proceeds from ticket sales and donations were collected to benefit the Fletcher and Crowe families, whose daughters perished in a fire last year at the Innsmouth Girls’ School.

The …

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Monster Byte: This Month In Innsmouth (February 2011)

By Amanda J. Spedding

Singles Soiree

Keep February 8 free for the inaugural Singles Soiree! Organised in memory of local lothario Dr. Casper Argentine, Singles Soiree is a “celebration of all things single”, says event director, Ms. April Carnegy. “February can be a difficult time for those of us unattached. We picked what would have been Casper’s 85th birthday – which falls nicely just before Valentine’s Day – where we can come together and celebrate the joys of being single. …

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Monster Byte: Popular Singer Coming to Innsmouth

By Andrew G. Dombalagian

Innsmouth, MA – Thanks to efforts by local fans, rising Greenfield singer Five-Tails has accepted an invitation to perform at Innsmouth. Five-Tails and her accompanying band, Fiery Death Calligraphy, will play multiple shows in town during the week of Valentine’s Day.

Members of the unofficial Five-Tails fan club, at the Innsmouth Girls’ School, contacted Innsmouth Free Press to announce the arrangements. A concert will be held at Dyer College in the Wakeman Amphitheatre, open to students …

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Monster Byte: This Month In Innsmouth (January 2011)

By Amanda Spedding

Dawn of Hope Ball

The annual Dawn of Hope Ball will start with a minute of silence in remembrance of the Ball’s founder, Mrs. Henrietta ‘Hetti’ Bellaforte. The inaugural ball of 1956 was organised by Mrs. Bellaforte in remembrance of the June Solstice murder of her children, Arthur (‘Artie’) and Lillian. Ball organiser Carlton Breeley has stepped into the breach: “Hetti would have wanted the Ball to continue; there’s no doubt in my mind. She worked tirelessly …

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Monster Byte: This Month In Innsmouth (October 2010)

By Amanda Spedding

‘Citizens for Justice’ Rally

“A year has passed since that monster (Albert) Hendrickson was released,” says rally organiser Helene Bojanowski. “And he’s been on the run since February. No one knows where he is or whom he’s stalking. Hendrickson’s a child killer and a cop killer and what are the police doing about finding him? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. So, we’re asking the people of Innsmouth to join in our rally and demand the authorities act to bring …

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Monster Byte: “Miracle” at Dunwich

By Amanda Spedding

Dunwich, MA – Emaciated, catatonic, but well and truly alive, Professor Chris Farrugia, was found wandering the outskirts of Dunwich by parish priest Father Milton Moor.

The Dyer College geologist went missing in September of last year, after mounting a Search and Rescue mission of the limestone caves at Dean’s Corner, following the disappearance of Bella Langford and Thomas (TJ) Bennett.

Capt. Jim Rose, who was in charge of the investigation of the missing couple and the …

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Monster Byte: ‘Dark Magic’ Rumoured in Crowe and Fletcher Deaths

By Amanda Spedding

Innsmouth, MA – The Medical Examiner’s enquiry into the deaths of Annalise and Bethany Crowe, 14, and Dara and Erin Fletcher, 15, was rocked today with allegations the girls planned and deliberately broke into Innsmouth Girls School to conduct a “summoning”.

Georgia Hallworth, 15, a close friend and neighbour to the Fletchers, broke down when giving evidence. According to Miss Hallworth, Dara Fletcher broached the idea with her a week before the fateful night. “Dara and I …

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Monster Byte: Innsmouth Fire Department Under Investigation

By Amanda Spedding

Innsmouth, MA – An investigation has been launched into the deaths of twins Annalise and Bethany Crowe, 14, and Dara and Erin Fletcher, 15, at Innsmouth Girls School last month. The four girls perished when a fire broke out in one of the second-floor classrooms.

There have been conflicting statements between witnesses and the Innsmouth Fire Department as to when the initial call for help came in. According to Walter Roxborough, he first raised the alarm at …

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