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Monster Byte: The Clock is Broken Wraps Pre-production Amidst Odd Occurrences

  • June 27, 2012

By Maria Mitchell

Innsmouth, MA - The Innsmouth Philoneiros Ensemble has wrapped up pre-production of The Clock is Broken and the entire team is very happy with the finished product. Reviewers who have had a sneak peak are, at the least, bemused and, at the most, entranced with the musical’s unusual storyline.

Ian Gilman, assistant to co-sponsor Erin Waite, issued this statement to Innsmouth Free Press: “The storyline of The Clock is Broken is guaranteed to bewilder at least …

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Monster Byte: This Month In Innsmouth (June 2012)

  • June 11, 2012

By Amanda J. Spedding

Paine Street Cinema – Month of Horror

Paine Street Cinema is holding its annual Month of Horror and cinema manager Denise Fuller told Innsmouth Free Press there’ll be “something for everyone. This year, our focus is on the ‘monster’. Each week, we’ll be showcasing one particular nasty and all those who dress as our weekly star will get free popcorn.”

Mrs. Fuller has also confirmed that Paine Street Cinema will be holding a fundraising drive for …

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Monster Byte: The Black Widow of Theo Zann

  • June 8, 2012

By Maria Mitchell

Innsmouth, MA - Composer Theo Zann died unexpectedly of respiratory failure in a small town outside of Bavaria this morning and has left an odd inheritance to the Innsmouth Philoneiros Ensemble for use in the new musical, The Clock is Broken. A letter from Zann was sent along with the items and has been reprinted here in Innsmouth Free Press in its entirety:

I am glad to hear my harsh snubbing of Errol Crump back in …

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Monster Byte: Miss Innsmouth Incites Controversy In Tcho-Tcho Community

  • June 8, 2012

By Bryan Thao Worra

Innsmouth, MA - Miss Innsmouth made history last fall as the first Tcho-Tcho to ever be crowned Miss Innsmouth, but this month courted controversy among concerned citizens critical of her snubbing the Tcho-Tcho New Year celebrations.

Leukao comes from a family of Tcho-Tcho refugees from Southeast Asia. She moved to the U.S. as a baby and was raised in Innsmouth during the 1990s. Her parents own a popular Tcho-Tcho restaurant, the New Leng Cafe. Her father …

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Monster Byte: Tcho-Tcho Storyteller Changing Lives Like “Jackie Chan-meets-Tupac”

  • May 31, 2012

By Bryan Thao Worra

The best storyteller Xou Monyu ever heard was his father. As a professional Tcho-Tcho storyteller today, Xou Monyu learned many of his best lessons from him.

When Tcho-Tcho children required discipline in Laos, Xou Monyu’s father never yelled or threatened. He would instead say, “It’s time for a story. Once, there was a Tcho-Tcho who had a problem like you….” The children would then contemplate Monyu’s father’s words and
find the right solution from there.

After …

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