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Monster Byte: Vandalism Attack on Tcho Tcho Community Centre

  • March 24, 2011

By Bryan Thao Worra

Innsmouth, MA – The maintenance crew at the Tcho Tcho American Assistance Centre discovered some odd vandalism last Monday morning.

Someone forcibly removed two wooden gates from a fenced-off area, kicked out several of the plexiglass windows of the Centre, and broke the lock on a storage shed, scrawling obscene symbols and drawings on the exterior walls.

The Centre had previously taken a series of security measures, following a string of vandalism and harassment incidents last …

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Monster Byte: This Month in Innsmouth (March 2011)

  • March 4, 2011

By Amanda J Spedding

Tasty Encounters’ Weird Encounters

Mark March 9 on your calendars Innsmouth. Tasty Encounters is launching its inaugural ‘Weird Encounters’ party. Owner Zack Hunt explains, “Innsmouth is a hot spot for weird stuff. Tell me I’m wrong. The Miskatonic Sea Dragon is alive and well…and feeding; we’ve got witches and ghosts and all kinds of cool stuff here. Hell, Caleb McHenry’s wife ran off with a fridge magnet. So, let’s revel in our wonderfully weird part of …

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Monster Byte: First Black Goat Hunt In Five Years

  • March 3, 2011

By Bryan Thao Worra

Innsmouth, MA – The county is preparing for its newest black goat hunt in five years. But animal activists and others asked the courts to block it, although officials say the six-day hunt is needed to thin the black goat population, estimated at 3,200, up from an estimated 500 in the 1990s. Officials expect 4,000 hunters to acquire permits by Monday.

Feral black goats have long abounded in the Miskatonic region. Many are known to ingest …

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Monster Byte: This Month In Innsmouth (January 2011)

  • January 10, 2011

By Amanda Spedding

Dawn of Hope Ball

The annual Dawn of Hope Ball will start with a minute of silence in remembrance of the Ball’s founder, Mrs. Henrietta ‘Hetti’ Bellaforte. The inaugural ball of 1956 was organised by Mrs. Bellaforte in remembrance of the June Solstice murder of her children, Arthur (‘Artie’) and Lillian. Ball organiser Carlton Breeley has stepped into the breach: “Hetti would have wanted the Ball to continue; there’s no doubt in my mind. She worked tirelessly …

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Monster Byte: Tcho-Tcho ‘prince’ of Xhonlom suspended for scuffle

  • January 7, 2011

By Bryan Thao Worra

Innsmouth, MA - A star of traditional Tcho-Tcho theater, who called in sick then went out carousing in the Warehouse District of Innsmouth, ended up scuffling in
a bar and apologized this week for the scandal that deeply embarrassed the rarefied world of Xhonlom.

Boq Kawam, 35, known as the “Prince” of Xhonlom, provided a televised news conference this week after leaving the Innsmouth Medical Center, where he was treated for facial injuries he incurred in …

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