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Monster Byte: Arkham County Mourns

By Amanda Spedding

Arkham, MA - Arkham County is in shock following the discovery of the beaten and mutilated body of Sgt. Joseph Capello last night and the subsequent disappearance of Albert Thomas Hendrickson.

Capello was escorting Hendrickson to an undisclosed location, following a backlash from the Arkham community after details of Mr Hendrickson’s previous residence was made public.

In the days preceding the move, Hendrickson’s house was continually vandalised. After a Molotov cocktail was thrown through the front window, Arkham Police were forced to place a protective…

Monster Byte: Violence Mars Tcho Tcho New Year In Innsmouth

by Bryan Thao Worra

Innsmouth, MA – Over 7,000 people celebrated the Tcho Tcho New Year at the Innsmouth Fairgrounds last week. But, online, community members are expressing deep concern about numerous fights posted on the Internet, including one bizarre attack that left a youth critically injured.

Innsmouth Police report 12 arrests this year during the Tcho Tcho New Year Celebration. The four-day festival attracted hundreds each day.

Videos found online feature panicked crowds running and punches thrown during the celebration. One particular video shows an Innsmouth police officer…

Monster Byte: New Year’s Miracle Reunites Reef Tragedy Families, Correction

By David Nickle

In the January 1st edition of The Innsmouth Free Press (”New Year’s Miracle Reunites Reef Tragedy Families”, p. 4), it was erroneously reported that Sam Trotter, Jacob Wellesley, and his sons Jebediah and Jonathan attended the Out With The ‘Oughts celebration at the Siren on December 31.

In fact, Sam Trotter’s lobster boat was lost with all hands off Devil Reef on March 9, 2009. Sam, Jacob, Jebediah, and Jonathan were all presumed drowned and the Coast Guard officially abandoned search and rescue operations…

Monster Byte: Recluse Rigs Elevator Door To Amputate Woman’s Arm

by Rebecca Nazar

Innsmouth, MA - Yesterday morning, Alice Mae Compton, 32, who resides in an apartment on the tenth floor of The Carlyle, lost her left arm when she attempted to hold the apartment complex’s elevator door open for fellow tenant Jason Nevers. The door slammed shut, severed her limb and then slowly descended with her screaming inside for help. Upon reaching the lobby, she told the doorman her limb remained on the tenth floor and she then lost consciousness.

Compton was rushed to Innsmouth General…

Monster Byte: Arkham Mosque Steps Up to the Plate for University Research Lab

By Paula R. Stiles

The Arkham Mosque has opened a collection on behalf of the graduate students of Arkham University’s Center for Marine Sciences, whose lab was wrecked by an unknown party or parties last week that destroyed aquariums, killed fish and coral, and wrecked Christmas decorations, including a nine-foot-tall Christmas tree. University police have refused to investigate the incident, claiming the mess resulted from the carelessness of the lab workers, not the activities of an intruder.

To add insult to injury, the University’s administration has penalised…

Nikki Drayson Found Dead Near Lake Van Norden

By Michelle Crabb

Norden, CA – Journalist Nikki Drayson was found dead one mile away from Lake Van Norden on Sunday. The details are grim. The police stumbled onto her body three days after she abandoned the clinic where she was staying. She was supposed to be transferred to a nearby hospital, but never boarded the ambulance that had been sent to pick her up.

A police source claimed, “As far we know right now, she ran out of the clinic, managed to get into a cab and…